what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I just blew my weed a kiss
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Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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