am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
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I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
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He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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