Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
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Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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