I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
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just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
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I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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