dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
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Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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