she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
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Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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