did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
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I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
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Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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