so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
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Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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