Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
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you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
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Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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