is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
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Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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