I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
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Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
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also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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