Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
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It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
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Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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