Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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