I wish I only lived at night.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
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I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
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Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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