This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
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how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
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I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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