Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
This is classic penis vs brain.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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