just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
She's the barista slut.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize