i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
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He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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