are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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