sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
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We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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