Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
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I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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