we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
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I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
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Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
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