I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
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My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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