I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
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And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
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Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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