This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
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He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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