Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
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I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
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WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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