i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
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Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
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You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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