So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
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This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
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He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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