Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I look excited, but its just a facade.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
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