last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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