Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
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I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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