Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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