I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
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I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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