Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
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You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
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I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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