i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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