I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
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I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
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