scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
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I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
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I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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