I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
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Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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