haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
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Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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