and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
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Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
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You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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