I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
love makes seman taste better
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
the night ended with taco bell and tears
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He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
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First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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