We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
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On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
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If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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