can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
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