just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
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It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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