This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
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Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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