i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Say something about gay babies.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
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I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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