I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
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And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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