Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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