Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
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He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
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Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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