But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
You can't just leave with hair like that
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
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I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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